So, you'll pardon me this brief interlude whilst I tell you that authors Jessica Bell and Adam Byatt are having a fun time with their "Degenerate Dictionary" project. I wish I could adequately explain exactly what this "dictionary" is, but you're better off experiencing it yourself.
You can experience the awesome wit that is the Degenerate Dictionary by visiting their site (http://www.degeneratedictionary.com/), or their Twitter feed (https://twitter.com/DegDic). Come up with your own definitions, and you just might make the published version when it's completed!
Along with this project, they are having a giveaway for a $20 Amazon gift card and e-copies of any (or all) of Jessica's books. Details about the giveaway and the ways you can enter can be found at Jessica's site, The Alliterative Allomorph - http://thealliterativeallomorph.blogspot.com/2014/03/lets-have-bit-of-fun-will-you-play-if.html
Word to the Nerd