There's this country song called "Cleaning my Gun" or something and my husband laughs every time he hears it because it's about a dad who "happens to be" cleaning his gun when a guy comes to take his daughter out on a date. My husband dreams of buying a gun--no ammo-to do the same thing, just to scare the crap out of teenaged boys. Cuz in MA where we live, like, no one has a gun of any kind.
My friend has a 17 year old daughter. Her friend's are into smoking pot and such. Every now and again, she takes one of those kits and puts it on the back of the toilet. To which her daughter replies "Any time Mom, anytime."
At least it keeps her on the straight and narrow. And no worries, you're daughter's bound to hate you anyway from age 12 to 18. It's how you know you're doing a good job. :)
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so sad.... so sad.......
Oh my God!!!
Sad that we need those, but I can see why you'd want guys to take those tests before dating your daughter.
No better way to say love and trust!
You don't need a drug test to spot a junkie. Trust me, when your daughters are older, you'll know what I mean.
No. Way.
Madness.
Maybe I can hand them to Cooper's dates one day, too ;)
I heard somewhere that you can also do DNA tests at home now, too? We better NOT ever need one of those when Coop starts dating, lol...
Not even surprised, sad to say.
There's this country song called "Cleaning my Gun" or something and my husband laughs every time he hears it because it's about a dad who "happens to be" cleaning his gun when a guy comes to take his daughter out on a date. My husband dreams of buying a gun--no ammo-to do the same thing, just to scare the crap out of teenaged boys.
Cuz in MA where we live, like, no one has a gun of any kind.
My friend has a 17 year old daughter. Her friend's are into smoking pot and such. Every now and again, she takes one of those kits and puts it on the back of the toilet. To which her daughter replies "Any time Mom, anytime."
At least it keeps her on the straight and narrow. And no worries, you're daughter's bound to hate you anyway from age 12 to 18. It's how you know you're doing a good job. :)
Dating.
I have a 16 year old daughter. I'm waiting for / dreading her first real date.
LOL! Oh man, those poor boys! I love it!
haha. I am imagining the priceless looks on those suitors' faces.
Allison (Geek Banter)
BAHAHAHA! I love that it's for all different kinds of drugs too. Phew! Bases covered.
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